I see a lot of flat whites that aren’t flat whites.

One of the most common issues is foam. You order a flat white and get a cappuccino in disguise – a thick layer of dry froth sitting on top like the tide’s gone out.

A proper flat white has minimal foam. The milk should be micro-textured so it blends with the espresso, not floats above it. When the bubbles are big and airy, you’ve made cappuccino milk, not flat white milk.

Then there’s size. The drink is supposed to be small and balanced. Stretch it into a huge cup and you’ve diluted the coffee and turned it into a latte with a different name.

The flat white works because of proportion – strong espresso, a modest amount of milk and a thin, velvety surface. Too much milk and you lose the coffee. Too much foam and you lose the texture.

What you should see is a glossy, integrated surface where the milk and espresso become one drink. What you often get is layers: coffee at the bottom, hot milk in the middle and a pillow of bubbles on top.

That’s not a flat white. That’s three separate mistakes in a cup.

When the milk is textured properly and the ratio is right, you don’t need to argue about it. You can see it, you can feel it and you can taste it immediately.

Flat means flat.

It’s not complicated – it just requires care.

If you want to get it right and outshine your professional or amateur barista mates, come and see me.

I’ll show you how a flat white is actually meant to be made.